Someone in this room ate the last dumpling, and denies it. One phone becomes the judge of your party: it reads the charge, hands out roles, runs the clock and counts the votes. You bring the outrage.
All rise.
Real names, ridiculous crimes. Write your own and the court turns your inside jokes against you.
Break the wax seal, find two strange facts, and slip them into testimony. A goose in a tiny backpack, anyone?
Every argument is timed, and each lawyer gets exactly one objection to cut the other side short.
The phone travels the table and everyone but the defendant votes in private. Lawyers may betray their side.
Knock the phone down like a gavel. Guilty, not guilty, or a suspended sentence: no one escapes entirely.
Every case is recorded and tally marks build each criminal record. Meet your usual suspect.
⚖️ We are a tiny bench of game-night obsessives who believe the best part of any dinner is the argument about who actually ate the last dumpling. So we built a judge that fits in your pocket.
🪶 Our mission is simple: turn ordinary gatherings into theatre. Birthdays, long dinners, flatmate evenings and icebreakers all get funnier when someone has to plead their case with a straight face.
🔨 The app does the paperwork: absurd charges, roles, timers, secret ballots, verdicts and silly or spicy sentences. Four people and one phone are enough, and your friends supply the drama.
🥁 Say it with us: nobody is innocent, only unfunny. All rise.
None. Guilty Until Funny does not collect names, contacts, locations, device identifiers or any other personal data. The names in your cases are typed by you and stay on your phone.
Since nothing is collected, nothing is used, analysed, profiled or sold. Charges, roles and votes exist only to run your game.
Everything, including custom charges, witness facts, sentences, the wall of verdicts and tally marks, is stored locally on your device. There is no cloud and no server holding your data.
The app contains no third-party analytics, advertising networks, social SDKs or trackers, and shares nothing with anyone.
Because the app works entirely on-device and sends nothing over the network, there is no transmitted data to intercept. Secret ballots are kept in memory during play and visible to nobody but the court.
We collect no data from anyone, including children under 13, which keeps the app consistent with COPPA principles. Parents are still welcome to review house-rule sentences.
There are no accounts or sign-ups. To erase everything the app has stored, simply delete the app from your device.
If this policy changes, we will update the Effective Date above. Our core promise of collecting no data will not change quietly.
Questions about privacy? Write to privacy@guiltyuntilfunnyapp.com.
💌 Got a charge we should add, a bug to report or a case for the record? The court is always open, so write to us.
⏳ The clerk replies within 24–48 hours.